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Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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Melissa Barrios - 15/07/2019 16:00

Today, my son, who has ASD, told a woman how gigantic her butt was. While trying to remind him that some things are not nice to say, he screamed that her butt is the "giantest butt ever," like it was an accomplishment. FML

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super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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Awww, thanks sweetie

Anonymous - 08/07/2025 15:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML

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h - 20/12/2018 00:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML

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FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public, she needed to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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purplepixie23 16

Monday 28 January 2019 18:06

Was he right?

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 28 January 2019 19:49

Ask him of he likes big butts (and he can not lie).

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 January 2019 16:03

You ought to make friends with her. It’s easier than dieting. Just surround yourself with fatter and fatter friends and you’ll seem thin by comparison!

purplepixie23 16

Monday 28 January 2019 18:06

Was he right?

bl3ur0z3 17

Monday 28 January 2019 19:49

Ask him of he likes big butts (and he can not lie).

l_ 19

Monday 28 January 2019 21:14

Funny, reminds me of something I did at around his age. Me and my mom were crossing the street and I just stopped, pointed at some lady, and loudly exclaimed "Mom, look! Big! Fat! Juicy! Butt!"... I was a bit of a problem child.

davek 36

Tuesday 29 January 2019 0:28

She thicc.

wanted_2_want 40

Tuesday 29 January 2019 5:27

To whom you could’ve replied: ‘thank you son. Now don’t bother the nice lady’.

Lora Wood 11

Tuesday 29 January 2019 10:38

Apparently he's a butt man.

edwardcullenisme 6

Monday 3 June 2019 5:46

Maybe that’s a good thing

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