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LGFLIPSTER - 31/08/2009 03:32 - Canada

Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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Monday 31 August 2009 9:14

Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!

Calaura9 0

Monday 31 August 2009 9:18

You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....

I_iz_epic 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:56

At least you tried to be helpful.

Fuz_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 21:16

hey, classic example of why i think senior citizens might as well be euthanized

hisrose01 6

Monday 12 May 2014 3:46

wow you are one screwed up person

still_lovedrunk 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:10

aww.. that's y ppl need 2 learn 2 say names if they're talkin abt som1 they no

StealthStorm67 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:46

Can you not type like an Autistic child please? I mean I know its the internet but thats barely even legible.

22jrdn55 15

Monday 31 August 2009 22:51

i hate ppl who always complain abt others writin and grammer STOP COMPLAINING #58

StealthStorm67 0

Monday 31 August 2009 22:58

wtf? I hate grammar nazis too, but when yuuu tYp3 LiIk DiS, it gets old really fast.

RustyGuy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:00

There is a difference between flawed writing / grammar and pure absurdity. Please, for the sake of us all take a basic writing class or at least get a browser that supports spell check.

22jrdn55 15

Monday 31 August 2009 23:07

#62 it never gets old So StOp CoMpLaiNiNg #63 ThErE Is No DiFfeReNcE So U 2 StOp

leahlovesya121 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:38

Wowwwww. Just learn how to spell, okay? And it gets REALLY annoying when you TyPe LiKe ThIs...

mo_the_owl 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:11

once again 22jrdn shows us all the result of today's education system..

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:14

I DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, CARE nOw sToP HaTiNg PpL!!

GJMO 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:41

no need to insult autistic childlen to make your point

mina_8 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:23

58. It's very annoying, yes, but the fact that people think it's cool to typ lyke dis doesn't have anything to do with autism.

StealthStorm67 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:15

I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of the ammount of Spokes-people for Autism in here. Also I'm sorry for saying "retarded". And Also for cursing, as it may have appauled people who take serious offense to what others have to say on the internet.

hisrose01 6

Monday 12 May 2014 11:37

My AUTISTIC CHILD types perfectly Thank you very much.

22jrdn55 15

Monday 31 August 2009 22:49

well where is it?

SeekayofRome 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:19

"An old women." Hehe.

xtatik 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:28

YDI for stalking old women from behind LOL :)

xtatik 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:30

YDI for stalking old women from behind LOL :)

anonymousabcd 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 0:13

I agree.. people who type like that is REALLY annoying. It takes way more time than just typing normally. I don't get it. Please stop. And that seriously sucks.. thanks for being a good citizen though. ;]