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stinkyhair - - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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Veronica - 22/10/2025 15:00

Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML

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NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Cyacide 4

Monday 19 December 2011 22:34

At least they didn't push it over too.

rawrmeansiloveu 7

Monday 19 December 2011 22:33

Well that stinks hahaha :P

beastkiller12 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:26

I hate when my friends do that

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Sunday 25 December 2011 6:50

Eww, I never use porta potties they are nasty...

Bently24 6

Monday 16 January 2012 6:44

It's bad enough to be in a porta potty for a minute I couldn't imagine being stuck in there for a hour.

artmastr 0

Friday 10 February 2012 5:26

Don't rock da pot!

foxxgirl33 4

Monday 9 June 2014 4:25

at least you had some were to go to the washroom

Blippety 23

Friday 14 November 2014 23:53

The problem is you might tip the whole port-a-potty over whilst trying to kick the door down, in which case you're in some deep shit.

fernguy94 11

Sunday 20 March 2016 7:28

At least you didn't have to wait over two hours

DLBL 20

Wednesday 12 February 2025 16:38

Please get revenge.

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