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hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Anonymous - 14/02/2014 17:11 - United States - Middletown

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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elizabeth - - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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:// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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Misunderstood

lildale92 - 03/06/2021 10:01 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I was trying to explain to my mother-in-law how I hated the way my father-in-law talks to me, the tone he uses. She thought I was attacking him and got mad at me. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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twilightriforce 10

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

Seriously? That's totally messed up. I'd show her the stuff she stole as proof. Make her empty her pockets.

LexieWins 0

Monday 15 October 2012 3:27

She must be doing well for herself. What a horrible mother.

mintcar 9

Monday 15 October 2012 3:42

You're in a tight situation. Looks like whatever you do, you'll never win.

Enslaved 36

Monday 15 October 2012 3:48

Should have checked her pockets.

lacespace 8

Monday 15 October 2012 3:48

If your wife isn't aware her mother is like that she's probably an idiot, if not similar to her to turn on her master. Check her pockets! But I'm Sorry sir life can't be great for everyone...it seems your stuck with a devious bitch in your family.

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 15 October 2012 4:00

Sounds like my own mother, except I wouldn't doubt you for a second. Gross.

lore420 2

Monday 15 October 2012 4:03

Divorce that bitch

devore504 7

Monday 15 October 2012 4:05

Get like a nanny cam for when she.comes over

lacespace 8

Monday 15 October 2012 4:08

Also how did your wife not notice all her shit missing? Is she a bit slow?

delightfultwist 5

Monday 15 October 2012 4:14

get it on your iphone for proof next time

guckylynn 19

Monday 15 October 2012 4:21

Because everyone has an iPhone.

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 15 October 2012 4:30

Lol at OP's name!!! :)

jjacci 12

Monday 15 October 2012 4:48

Well, she's gonna have to believe it sooner or later...surely she knows how much money she had in her wallet...now it's empty. So?

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 15 October 2012 5:14

If she really believes her mother wouldn't do it, and that the OP hates her enough to lie about it I bet she would think he took the stuff to frame her.