Hello, goodbye

Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
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theluckygirl28 8

OUCHH!!! But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it... All kidding set aside, FYL

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AngelRaven89 0

Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

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maggie_gxx 0

lol 145. but seriously that sucks i feel bad for you.

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PianoManGidley 0

Sucks, but I'm with #81: What did you do to deserve being dumped after only 3 years?

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iambean 4

at least she was thoughtful and didn't get you the 6 inch.

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_pokeys 0

lol @ everyone commenting about how he doesn't have a foot long.

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jerrycurls 1

I guess there's no good way to segue into that...

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k10tree 0

Well, sometimes it's better to get it all out than to drag it on, you know.

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24788 6

That's just cold. At least she gave you lunch.

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exile529 0

OUCH! That's one cold hearted b***h.

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suckah 0

atleast you got left with a full stomach

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