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Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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LLsuperfly 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:06

haha why on earth would you tell him that?

Ebonyloan 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

LOL I agree with #1, why would you share those kind of things? And btw, don't shave your upper lip. It comes out darker and thicker so waxing or threading is the way to go! :D

iluvmycatz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:16

wax or bleach!

ijrnelson 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:21

#3 Is completely untrue, shaving doesnt effect thickness or darkness of hair. Hair is dead and isn't aware of being cut, your body doesnt grow hear faster or thicker if you don't have any.

LuvPink 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:44

um why the hell would you SHAVE your lip???? I'm assuming you're a girl. If you shave your face it's goin to come in darker and pricklier! DUHHH. use one of those creams or wax it, come on get with the times!

actonthat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

I like how people seem to think that shaving causes some chemical reaction that forever changes the number of follicles and consistency of your hair. It's really amusing.

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:58

umm, you should probably Wax... shaving will just make it appear like it is coming in thicker, it is an optical illusion, due to the hair being flat, opposed to pointed at the end... It catches more light this way from what I have read. Just Wax it, It doesn't hurt all that bad...