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Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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fail - 16/01/2011 01:50 - Canada

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument, which resulted in her begging for a divorce, and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML

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Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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ALbraves 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

apparently my games aren't as intense as yours

Spade606 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

You two must have a strong relationship

fina444 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:09

Wow that's ALL I have to say to you wow!!!!!!!!

paige_2001 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:18

Thats just stupid...

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:41

Id hate too see what "rock paper scissors" could do to you guys

klunte 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:03

Hahahahahahahaha

relaxedninja 18

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:42

how the.....

dirtdude19 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:10

YATZEE!!!!

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:38

I've been telling people that game was evil for 35 years now & still nobody will believe me. :) jk

Arch27 27

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:24

Time to play "Divorce!" by Milton Bradley.

matty198496 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:55

That's bad ass

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:26

It's not the yatzee. Yatzee is a symptom.

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