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suhleedah18 - - United States

Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML
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saIty 17

The names Bond... Rubber man Bond...

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imustbeinsane 2

Now you have to make him look like a pirate too! Cut off his hand

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hateevryone 14

the hell is wrong with your dad?

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shots1996 8

Dads... A breed of man yet to be understood. Not go get a hook parrot peg leg and a pirate outfit and pop him with a rubber band

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a_boogie11 1

Seems like somebody forgot about the five D's: Dodge, Dip, Dive, Duck and Dodge

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FlyingWhisps 5

Similar thing happened to me, except it was a nerf gun pointed at the back of my head and I got a foam bullet to the eyelid. I could only see black out of my right eye for...the rest of the day. Yes, it's a very cool story, bro.

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theworstthing 7

I had to wear a eyepatch once cause I was poked in the eye with a stick.

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cass1_l0ve 13

See, I read this and though "hm, I wanna try this on my boyfriend!!!" so I tried shooting him in the chest while he was in the shower... Let's just say he's now dealing with a very bloody sack! Haha

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alliebaba7 8

That stinks!!? It must have hurt Hmm if only you could get a pink eye patch then it wouldn't look as bad. I love pink

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