He's a keeper

mariana - 08/02/2014 00:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML
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onlychildFTW 33

I think it's better you not be with a guy like that. There are better guys out there for you. Keep your hopes up OP and good luck.

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abusch 9

Well it would be a very awkward dinner if you didn't swallow anything.

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Soliloquy93 14

Good choice OP, sounds like he was the kind of guy that would leave you with chlamydia and the bill.

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THExistentialist 13

swallowing isn't hard; if you like him enough, you'll figure it out.

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camlef39 8

wtf it's OP's choice to swallow or not. She can love her man and still not swallow. It's quite gross tbh.

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Cadillac4427 8

is it safe to assume you no longer like him? Jeez I hope you don't, any Guy asking that to woman , isn't worthy of any respect.

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Cadillac4427 8

is it safe to assume you no longer like him? Jeez I hope you don't, any Guy asking that to a woman , isn't worthy of any respect, let alone anything that would even lead to that occurring.

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rockhead1270 5

Just sit quietly and blow her tonsils off.

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shukladurgesh045 3

just swallow his thoughts..:P..u'll find wht u deserve...!!

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FemskyD 26

So far for the romantic gesture :) urgh..

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