Awkward, Fashion Love Hard act to follow

Hard act to follow

Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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Entitled parents suck. - 12/10/2022 10:00

Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML

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mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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Kevin - 21/05/2019 16:02

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

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Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:00

get a new gf :)

jsprackman 11

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:00

Maybe next she will dress like elton john

Shimmykitties 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:55

I am a girl. And I HATE girls. Dump the dumn bitch. I ******* hate it when girls think they can force their boyfriends to do whatever they want just because they have a ******. **** that man. Bitches aren't worth it.

AtrumMessor 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:58

YDI for staying with her.

bannedforlife 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:03

Enjoy being single!

Lexxya 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:03

I'm sure you can find a better girl. Time to leave her and be happy.

ZielZone 4

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:07

3 options here. Tell her to grow up, leave her stupid ass for someone more mature, suck it up and enjoy the sex

sheethapins 13

Wednesday 9 November 2011 17:10

Imagine what it's like for this chick ordering food. "Soup. No, salad. No, steak. No, soup. Order the soup, ok? You better order the damn soup." Soup is ordered. "Call them back, we want steak. Steak! No... Salad?"