Happy America Day Mofos!

Your ass... Grab it... - - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML
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ironichalibut 24

He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

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fireysaje 10

Why do people put YDI on this sort of fml...

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kuma32792 2

Did you pick it up and aim it at them?

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halfawannabe 14

Eh, I had those pointed at me before and had someone try to set me on fire with a sparkler, and been hit by various bottle rockets.

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cpguru24 18

Dude your life is lit

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