Handy

Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
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DocBastard 38

A likely excuse! I bet you were actually involved in some hanky panky with a coworker in the bathroom and came up with this elaborate cover story. You are so busted.

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fbear10 5

This is really off topic but ive always wondered how arthurs glasses stayed on:) lol love that show :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's the big mushy head.

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Popcornography 10

That's why you need one of those scary as hell Dyson Airblades!

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tennisrapper1 14

Your coworkers should be more impressed than disgusted, don't worry. ;)

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reject214 10

Just tell everyone you were playing with yourself.

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narrowords 18

No paper towels? Employ shake hands technique. When this does not work, deactivate hand sensitivity and disengage memory. Move on to new problem of bra placement. Wait. Whoops.

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