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gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

Yak - 09/08/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML

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paul - - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Not now, dude!

sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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nearly a crazy lady - - United Kingdom

Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML

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maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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Llamassss 21

Monday 26 September 2011 15:56

Dip his mouse in the toilet.

Olovio 5

Monday 26 September 2011 15:57

Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 19:39

I would suggest "stink palming" him, but your OCD/germ phobia may prevent proper retaliation...

Errienna 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:08

MissBunnyWillEat : Suck one ! Mad because you weren't number 2 ???

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Monday 26 September 2011 22:01

Errr... Hardly. I think you missed my point entirely. I would gladly suck one. Just not your genital wart covered shlong. Thank you, and goodnight.

Errienna 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:47

bitch you thirsty.

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:13

Wait until you have to sneeze, stop right over him while he's at his desk, then let it out all over his face. Wipe your nose and rub it on his sleeve as you say, "Sorry, didn't see you there..."

briaa23 4

Monday 26 September 2011 20:27

i woulda punched him but thats just me. walk by him and turn to him as if someone called your name and cough right in his face and be like " did you call for me?"

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 26 September 2011 21:20

You had a workplace meeting about just your issues? Alright, I get why, and that was a jerk move from your coworker, but I think I see his juvenile logic

littlemeg 5

Monday 26 September 2011 21:42

maybe I'm a bitch, but you seriously had to have a workplace awareness meeting about your phobias?! sure the guy was a total jerk, but an entire "awareness meeting," really....?!

nubx 0

Monday 26 September 2011 23:06

Yeah, your being a bitch.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 27 September 2011 1:01

Well, it certainly sounds like he's aware of her phobia to me. I'd say that was one very effective meeting, wouldn't you?

stevenmx86 7

Monday 26 September 2011 21:48

Sounds like a bully when the bullied tell their mommy to make the bullying stop... You brought attention to your problem to everyone you had to know everyone wouldn't be adult about it..