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aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

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branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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PeeLeg - 11/03/2013 07:43

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML

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Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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Sunday 22 May 2011 9:19

Never drink alcohol again, please. You obviously can't handle it. YDI.

shellzy 20

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:20

Even intoxicated, why the hell would you want an ex's name tattooed on you? That's a different level than piss drunk stupid.

e2m2cent 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:12

alcohol + tattoos ...well thers not really anything good that can come out of that combination

plexico 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:21

It would be funny if your ex-boyfriend came back to you, but left again because you seem to be in love with a guy whose name is similar to his, but spelled (or spelt) differently. "No, don't go, Craig -- there's no Greg! . . ."

denvan 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:37

You got piss drunk interesting. how was it? I want to get chocolate wasted :]

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:47

get it lasered off or cover it up

Zombieslayer1 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 15:03

Lasered tattoo leave an even worse mark then the tatto. Go with trying to incorporate it into a very dramatic picture.

zebrapattern 6

Sunday 22 May 2011 11:51

I hope your ex's name is like, Sam or Tom or or something like that. just to make you sound dumber.

shutupYDI 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 12:34

and this is what happens when you try too hard to be funny

5up3rTAN 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 13:31

you're not a real tattoo artist. you're one of those idiots who bought a machine on eBay and think that you're now cool. you people are ruining the industry !!!