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Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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How did it go?

Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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Nope, just nope

Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Breakout

liisiuu - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

ReiracsNeve 17

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:51

Plan a dual revenge

andrmac 25

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:56

Ultimate sibling prank!

freddygasman 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:24

would be a sibling prank if the sibling was knowingly in on it too

freddygasman 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 22:28

just reread the post, brother peaked them both. I guess its time to relearn reading compensation, again.

hydronoxx 11

Sunday 3 July 2016 3:10

Ouchh...

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Sunday 3 July 2016 3:52

How did the date go ?

ezrajab 22

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:44

That's effed up

Two_Face1942 4

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:48

Did you atleast have a nice time?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:52

Sounds like a set up for tag team revenge to me.

lazylahma 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 5:08

So many terrible "tag team" jokes running through my head right now

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Sunday 3 July 2016 5:09

That was funny but I hope you tell us how you and your sister got your brother back lol.

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Sunday 3 July 2016 8:15

Brother: "So how did your 'date' go? -snickers-" You: "Pretty well! We got to like third base later." Brother: "I... Uh... What?"

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Sunday 3 July 2016 8:43

Did you smash?

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Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML

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Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

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Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

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Today, after I'd spent all summer creating lesson plans for the fall, I'm finally ready for new students. I'd tested all my lessons with summer school students, who loved them because it taught them to think differently about how to use a computer. My boss told me I can't use it because students won't like it, even though they already did. FML

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Today, I pulled something out of my tiny six month-old puppy's mouth, thinking it was a cord that he had gotten ahold of. As it turns out, it was a baby mouse he had caught and killed. FML

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Today, I was driving home from another long night shift at work. I live from paycheck to paycheck thanks to the current economy and can barely afford rent. To keep myself positive, I thought, "At least my car is paid off." A deer ran out in front of me and totaled my car. FML

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