Singing, Death Miscellaneous Got talent?

Got talent?

sorrygrandma - - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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The Sopranos

Anonymous - 14/11/2022 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML

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Moment of truth

anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Glee

musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

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NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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nuke0013 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:34

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:36

You must have a killer voice!

yuzuhere 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:41

I guess "break a leg" is out of the question?

kelseyiscrazy117 0

Monday 6 February 2012 23:45

Nice one

Reality_bites 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:41

Hmm somehow I think it sucks more for her than for you. On account of not being alive anymore...

DrMime 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:43

"And as your high note went flat, so did the screen on the EKG monitor..."

5HT2A 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:43

You should be honored! The elderly lady chose your song to pass away with. Surely you made a huge impact on her.

cBlackout 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:48

Ahh yes, but the show must go on! Even though it's not theater.

LookOnBrightSide 12

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:14

This FML reminds of the Sound of Music. I don't know why, it just does.

cBlackout 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:25

Sounds to me like something out of a south park episode.

RedMosquito 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:49

Please tell me you are a fat lady!

delilah09 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:17

I see what you did there ...

SpruceDread4578 13

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:56

38- oh really?

anencephalic 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:51

So you killed her softly with your song?

delilah09 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:18

Ha! Nice one!

kookysoc 11

Thursday 2 February 2012 3:17

Haaa lol good one!! Lol

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:52

Looks like you had a killer solo debut, too bad there won't be an encore.

5HT2A 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:45

There probably was an encore, just not from the dead elderly lady

Samuraixman 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:53

what a killer performance

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:55

What makes a school chorus want to perform "Highway to Hell?"

jenncatherine 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 10:39

Lets hope it was "stairway to heaven".

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:02

We'll make it to hell quicker.

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Today, I had to make the difficult decision to get rid of my cat. He's terrible around unfamiliar people and always attacks them on sight, completely unprovoked. He even does this to my niece, who isn't even a year old. Still, he's such a sweetie despite his lack of people skills, so I feel like shit. FML

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Today, my idiot daughter has allowed mold to grow in her shower. Her excuse? She thought it was just some “stains” that wouldn’t come out. Yeah, I don’t believe that. I think she knew it was mold and just didn’t care. FML

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Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

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Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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Today, I found out my cat had died overnight at the vet's. She died alone in the dark, in a cage. Meanwhile, Donald Trump, an old, narcissistic, overweight sack of shit, survived COVID with millions of tax payer dollars in healthcare. I'd rather my cat had been the one to live; at least she made life nicer. FML

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