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DeadScared - 19/09/2011 00:23 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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Stealthed 8

There's no joke about a zombie apocalypse.

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sparto 0

With only a tire iron? He hates you.

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Darklord53 0

So.....you'd rather be a dead mutated shitfaced zombie who is in tons of pain than have your loving boyfriend end your pain and swiftly kill you? You sound like a grade A bitch to me.

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anorexicbarbie 8

Zombies don't feel pain. Don't be such an asshole.

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Zillie 4

Tell him if he really loves you, he'll shoot you in the head. Twice.

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Hayman68 4

Or do it the Osama way: twice in the stomach and once in the head. Then throw the body in the ocean.

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BadMeetsREvil 0

would you rather be a zombie? this man is a winner and clearly loves you. give him a *******!

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westnq 6

I see nothing wrong with this. it just means he cares!

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kareltje 17

There's a reason for why the American authorities issued a manual on how to behave when there's a zombie attack (was it a month or 2-3 ago?). Your boyfriend is right, it's not a matter of if, but when. [end sarcasm]

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badactor009 0

I know that guy. He is willing to put you down if you get bit. You did something right to deserve the love. He could just let you turn. Then where would you be? Some people will beat you to death without the zombie apocalypse being an issue.

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