Good one, thanks

Madeline Lee - 09/04/2012 21:34 - France - Pessac

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying, "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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redbluegreen 40

They're just trying to fill all your empty holes.

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AlexRen 21

Look on the bright side at least the vegetable can't get you pregnant.

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Mirorbo 26

There's a time and place for certain levels of humor. If the breakup was still fresh, then that's really a dick move on your parent's part...sorry about the salt on the wound.

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MidnaLink 33

Salt. More like jalapeno pepper juice

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perdix 29

Your getting dumped meant a lot to your parents -- it meant Comedy Time! They get to have some merriment at your misfortune -- schadenfreude rocks!

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McNerdyNerd 8

Humor needed OP :) sorry you got dumped, but it sounds like a joke and that they were trying to make you laugh and feel better..it sounds like something my dad and I would do to each other

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maosquare 18

So you mean you'll give your dad a zucchini?

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RamenForTheWin 10

Just for kicks and giggles.

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NickKuiper 8

Make sure they hear you using their gift loud and clear! :p

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EpicSquishii 21

I like your parents. Inappropriate humor is so fun to share between family members. Get them back!! It'll be fun, trust me

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Least you have a zucchini.

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TarieBoo 2

staying healthy and having safe veggie sex.......problem?

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DoubleCross 9

Only one thing to do: Kill your parents.

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TheFamilyElf 17

using the zucchini.

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RamenForTheWin 10

Sure, Dax. Sounds cool. How's the investigation going?

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Damn_Hippster 11

This is the one time where the parents actually want you to play with your food.

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