hmm, i wonder what he is hiding?

Ouch, what an asshole.

How did you get Sheldon Cooper to go out with you?

You did say "his" room and not our room, nothing wrong for man protecting his personal belongs and privacy, would you want him digging through your room!

You are probably one of those women who moves shit around a lot and when the guy wants to find something, he's like "WTF, I know I put x right here last time I used it," then he has to spend like an hour trying to figure out where you put it. I've broken up with girls over that kind of BS.

wow he really isint the smartest person ever is he?

That's what I would've said... The problem?

and obviously what he really means is "don't touch anything unless you want to end up like my last girlfriend who's corpse still remains under the bed. love you honey"

If that was his ONLY reaction I would've walked right outta there. doesnt sound like he even want to see you looking fine.

Mayybbeee. Hes just protective of his stuff. My boyfriends the same way. The first time i went to his room he left me on his bed to go lock the door downstairs and said "dont touch anything." lmao. And ik he has nothing to hide. Youre all overthinking this