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BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Bedlam

Snow-White - - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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Invasion

Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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Fixing a hole

NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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Living in a treehouse?

Outandaway - 27/08/2023 20:00

Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML

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LOLYLIF 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:59

I would've flipped the **** out. Looks like you need an exterminator now.

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:08

Silly BearGrillz. WHERE IS YOUR SURVIVAL TRAINING NOW, HUH?!

crazieeli 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:09

no shit. nah, when you spray them, they fly towards the poison (sarcasm) obviously they fly the opposite direction of death.

potatopeeler 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:12

you didn't think to....cover up the hole with something? really?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:14

Well, good job. On the bright side, if you build up your tolerance to stings now, maybe next time you decide to do something stupid, it won't hurt a bit.

plexico 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:15

Maybe you ought to try using that spray on girls and seeing if that can finally get at least one into your bedroom.

dcstream 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:18

You changed your comment. That's prohibited on the internet.

plexico 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:03

I think the changed version is better. As they say, "I fought the law and authority always wins."

laptop_boone 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:19

Nobody deserves wasps in their bedroom. No YDI for you! :) ...And it sucks that you'll have to deal with them now...somehow...

plexico 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:09

Yes, WASPs are positively tedious in the bedroom. All they do is whine about how their country clubs now have to let in Negroes and those of the Hebrew persuasion. And the dirty talk has to be in golf or yachting terms -- Ex. "Muffy, won't you be a dear and be my ball-washer" or "Oh, Prescott, fire in the hole!"

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Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:23

Honestly, why would you not hit the hole on the inside of your room first?

A2006Artist 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:24

The same thing happened to me in my old house. I woke up to wasps flying around in my room. Luckly my dad was smart enough to spray through the room IN my room