Get out

why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
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Slawter16 24

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

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kelseythompson 27

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

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crisanba 18

Huh a fire started at an office in my home town huh weird

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ksks1234 33

59-- you can turn the phone on its side and get the whole name.

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olpally 32

Chop his dick off. Ugh.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Did he stick to that story? Because a lame excuse is one thing, but sticking to it, that takes balls of titanium...especially when he gets the implants needed to replace his balls once one of those girls cuts them off.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

For the love of Jesus... If you're going to make an excuse at least make a good one... That brings him bonus pain to the kicking you should give him.

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