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Get back here

justhereforlaughs - 12/09/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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That's one expensive hat

Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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First base

oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Too late

Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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lifesuck - 19/09/2010 14:11 - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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Naughty boy

Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Bad boy

tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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Wigging out

Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

Save the Earth.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:03

Something is wrong with the OP's eyes :)

stephy2lee 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:39

Haha that's really funny.

lollipop77_fml 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:04

Well, at least you got your exercise in for the day!!

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 13 September 2011 19:19

You get points for trying to be a good sister.

Chrispayne 4

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:27

How sweet, chasing a hat for little bro. Most siblings would throw brothers hat away not chase it down

baconboy_42 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 20:51

She was having an "American Beauty" moment.

hoonyer 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:33

haha the mental image of a woman sprinting down the beach after a trash bag made me laugh :P

mileyfan17 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:00

At least u were trying to be helpful

luv_IXVIIIX 1

Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:21

lmfao. sounds like something i would do.!* GoodJob(:

BD_Swingin 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:37

#1 Brother Award goes to OP although you didn't get it.

Nerdy101 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:45

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahah

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Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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