Animals Funtime!

Funtime!

kengu - 23/10/2011 21:02 - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I spilled a bottle of honey on the floor while preparing breakfast. As I frantically tried to clean it up, my cat deemed it the perfect opportunity to slide and pad through the sticky mess like a slip-n-slide. Now, I have a honey-coated cat, a ruined floor, and a sticky mess to clean up before my roommates get home. FML

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LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

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Chris Chandler - 04/11/2018 15:30

Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML

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Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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Rebel stuff

Anonymous - 23/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML

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xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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Freeze!

Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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Wake up Boo

Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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You were framed

Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

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The signs were there

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 0:28

My fat ass cats would drink it.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Monday 24 October 2011 0:20

Just like the cartoons.

LoveLessXlll 8

Monday 24 October 2011 0:56

ok ok ok that's too bad, But i'm on the edge of my seat to know what was the soda flavor?

leadman1989 15

Monday 24 October 2011 1:00

These are the kinds of things that go SUPER viral online. You're there in mock protest oh noze what a terrible accident but aren't they kahewt?

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Monday 24 October 2011 1:04

The cats fml- today, my owner got pissed off at me for walking on her clean damp floors. So she threw her soda all over me. That's ok. I got revenge. I took my sticky self and rolled in my cat box. I'm now in her bed, spreading my love in her sheets. That'll show her!

Doribella98 14

Monday 24 October 2011 5:20

How is this an fml for the cat? The cats mostly talking about revenge so it seems like this is no fml for the cat...

LindseyLunatic 8

Monday 24 October 2011 6:16

sounds like Mayhem from the Allstate commercials :)

ac3jl 1

Monday 24 October 2011 1:08

Should have put the lid on......

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Monday 24 October 2011 1:10

For some reason this reminds me of the story of the person who has a Roomba and one day the cat crapped on the floor and later on the robot came out and carefully vacuumed the cat shit all over the house.