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DyingOfShame - - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, "Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?" FML

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Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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xFalzz 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:39

Why would anyone put toothbrushes next to their toilet? Next to or under the sink is ideal.

princess_88 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.

princess_88 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

Oh how embarrassing!! FYL.

schwancy 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:27

Did it have a trash bag in it? if not then I'm afraid YDI

tzemmy 25

Tuesday 27 May 2014 1:03

my bathroom trash doesnt have a bag...

smoochmysnoot 5

Saturday 19 October 2024 4:18

My bathroom trash is a bag..

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:28

Gran knows you're fertile. This is not good.

aeshleyrose 6

Friday 29 July 2011 12:45

I would seriously cry with embarrassment, but shes probably just upset that her vajay looks like an old catcher's mitt.

rraptor 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:31

YDI. pay attention next time you're handling something like that. /;

I2HomlessGuys 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:32

granny is going to die of shock

princess_88 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:32

Lol actually I think I agree...if it didn't have a trash bag in it that's kind of like a red flag. an even if it wasn't a red flag, who wants to clean off your tampon from the bottom of the garbage bin? Embarrassing nonetheless. Lol.

skyttlz 32

Wednesday 25 August 2010 9:38

haha, once after I took my pad off and needed to throw it away I realized there was no garbage it sucked

Ludii_fml 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 10:48

Unfortunately that shit happens all the time because people don't think about womanly bleeds. In monopaused homes or single mens' homes, okay. But in public bathrooms where there is "Women" written on it, NO.