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Freudian slip

Daria_Weiner - - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Alexa, play "Ancient History" by The Cribs

Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Congratulations!

Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her by another girl's name. FML

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Happy something

Zebracat - - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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The show must go on!

Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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Caught in the act

Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:35

need a moment? grab a Twix.

BaconDave 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:45

**** did I say live? *Awaits thumbs downs* *Cries in corner*

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:21

shit happens

cleolappost 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:15

dumb ass

ginger0321 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:46

you are a vicious **** and I hope he calls off the wedding

iMagzzzy 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:31

Dumbass.

ChuckNorrisBeard 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 7:05

I hope that he yells your mother's name when y'all are having sex on your wedding night! :)

deadbabyjesus 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:12

I would flip shit on your ass. no way I would let that one slide. that is horrible.

KataraTheBender 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:42

You know what they say, saying your ex's name means that you are reminded about past serious relationships, so that means it's a good thing!! You're serious about it.

bowhunter93 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:38

how is he your husband to be if it's your anniversary party?

lizliz23 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:04

its called a fianse u dumb shitt

Bikou_fml 2

Sunday 7 August 2011 13:43

Actually, it's called a fiance.

at0micmin3r 23

Friday 19 August 2011 3:24

Smooth move, exlax.

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Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML

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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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Today, I got real life Mean Girled at school. The class was discussing former jobs and I mentioned that I used to be a stripper before enrolling in nursing school. No one has talked to me since, and I haven’t felt this excluded since I was the weird kid in middle school. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment because I won’t play Call of Duty with her brother. This kid loses his temper violently at family board games, how the fuck does she think he’ll react when he gets mercilessly wiped out by COD players who don’t give a toss about his feelings? FML

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Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML

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