Fresh!

prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
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DocBastard 38

You realise Febreze doesn't actually clean stuff, right? If your room is dirty, CLEAN IT. Don't just spray some stuff around that's going to mask your stench.

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JayJaysGirl 0

Maybe check next time...? At least your eyes will smell of springtime!(:

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fistnazal 10

Me and Mickey mouse cleaned my room for SIX TEEN ow'uhs! Got'damn!

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sweetdreams20 0

American... You may not understand what they are saying.. But do you really want to know?

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sammyjanette 17

I think it is a Dave Chappelle reference to one of the first times he got high.

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FruityLoooons 8

Seeing the result of your stupidity (wailing arms, hissing, clenched eyes, whatever) would have been hilarious.

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unagi_fml 9

"pretty smelling bedroom" in a pretty painful way. I bet you were dancing around and spraying your febreze before your leapt on your bed for your encore :(

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immaMonsta 8

On the bright side, at least you didn't lose your vision.

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stevenmx86 7

Doc beat me to it.. Clean your room don't just mask the stink..

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Mariebaz 11

She never said her room stunk, only that she wanted to freshen it up. That's no good, sorry it happened!

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Your eyes are going to smell amazing. And your tears? So fresh and clean.

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loserman67 35

Why did your room need "freshening"? Some suggestions to avoid this in the future: A: Regular bathing... B: Less broccoli, less farts... You don't give your gender so: A: Douche... B: Wash your cheesy balls... Or: A: Stop eating Chinese in your room and leaving the cartons around to rot: B: Just clean your room... No disrespect intended, just trying to help...

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Mariebaz 11

No disrespect? Comic of the year!! Haha

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sweetdreams20 0

Douching is the worst thing for a female to do... If ya stink ladies go to a doctor

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notjohn 4

Omg!!! U got febreze in your eyes!!! Oh the humanity!!! The horror!!! I can't believe you're going to have mildy (I stress mildly) irritated eyes for a WHOLE day.

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