Freak

ari - 18/02/2013 22:15 - United States

Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
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TwitchingNebula 17

At least you don't have to wonder who the office nut is anymore.

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Shilokitten666 19

If she was joking, op will have a hard time working and if she wasnt joking op might wind up dead so ur advice is terrible

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TrinityisLife 22

I know! I need to do this to one of the new employees we're hiring xD

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ICastillo 24

#14 OP should have said "I will break you" in a Drago voice. That would have been epic.

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laya_fml 26

Am I crazy or is that a line from a movie?

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noelasis94 18

Now how does that make you feel? Hopefully good because someone took an interest in your life that's always a day booster good for you to have a once secret now openly admirer

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Lionesse 15

I bet that's the excuse stalkers give the police when they are caught or in trouble. "Uh, yeah, I was just trying to boost her day and make her feel special that I took an interest in her and let her know that I am openly admiring her, nothing creepy at all Officer."

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Vanillanougat 14

You got lucky, only amateur assassins blow thier cover like that.

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PenguinBitch 43

Tell that you're not in any way associated with the KGB. If that doesn't work then reply with some lame shit like: "No, I'm here to destroy youuuuuuu!" And then wiggle your arms to make it more intense.

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FMLJFL 5

Sounds more like an icebreaker to me...

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10showgirl 16

Just say, "Oh my God! You can see me?!"

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