Fountainhead

iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

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drybamboo 0

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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ilawlzatyou 0

Did he say God bless you? lol.

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zirathedarkelf 2

Oh god that's horrible. XD It makes me glad that I have to sit to pee for a change. XD

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Amkii 0

OK, this one made me lol reallllly hard. Fav'd!

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Stephen_fml 0

i'd say thats more of an FML for the guy you pissed on

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NorfolkDude 2

The other guy should come on here and write a fml about this guy who peed on him. lol.

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afroshinizzle 0

Still, no matter what, overall this story is hilarious. No one can say it isn't.

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raquel09 0

lmfao i cant stop laughing. thats greattt. sorry..

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genius_man16 0

I want to know who sneezes so hard they go forward far enough to actually hit that metal thing. Seriously, who sneezes like that?

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TT01Fanatic 0

I can totally imagine this in a cohen brothers movie.

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