Embarrassing, Clothes, Awkward Miscellaneous Forgetting something? - FML

Forgetting something?

Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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Stuck on you

Anonymous - 10/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML

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Whoops

Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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Silver linings

Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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XXL

Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

nutella830 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

ravenxcorvinus 9

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:56

rock on! fight that war on pants!! :D lolol

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:03

Well that made a few people's day u lost two pant sizes and some people got to see someone embarrass themselves all in a days fun

samicna 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:35

Next time take the tag off go to the register and tell them I like the so much i will wear them out!

Yourheadache 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:56

it happened to me but with a bra :/.

Yourheadache 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:59

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Yourheadache 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:59

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:20

Lol its like,those dreams,where u go to school In ur underwear

jerry2011 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:31

Just imagine what would have happened if you had dropped 4 pant sizes......

adamfriesth 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:58

Pics or it didn't happen

suckmylife669 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:15

Just be glad it wasnt underwear size..

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