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Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Remember bars?

Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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It's the thought that counts…

Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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The language of love

Paicked - - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Drunken truth

Anonymous - 19/12/2024 15:00 - Germany

Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML

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She's got it going on!

Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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Phalankx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:01

Pretend you were joking to play it off.

AliMarie 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

Boys don't normally say "I love you" out of the blue like that.

Eastcoastballerz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:17

1 shut up Lol at 17

sunray 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:17

i don't think your life is f***ed...because at least now he knows! :)

redroses5 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:18

whom, you mean "whom I have loved for years" and lol...

DvFootball81 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:19

haha

urlifeisraped 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:20

Hahah still hella funny

mattiga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:27

Ouch, that can be rough losing your best guy friend in that type of accident fyl

pyro261 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:29

Friend zone violation

fmlyels 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:29

rip off of seventeen magazine . fail .

VioletStrange 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:30

aha, definitely moderated this one.

holian 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:31

I would confront him

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