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Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Louis - 17/08/2025 12:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to warm soup in a travel mug. I forgot to take the metal spoon out. The microwave lit up like a firework display, and I screamed so loudly that my neighbor knocked on my door to check if I was alive. FML

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Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - Ängelholm

Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML

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heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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Frouse - 04/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting home from work late last night and feeling lazy, I'd put my leftover dinner in the microwave, spoon and all. I wake up to find one of the kids started the microwave and it blew up because of the metal spoon. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:01

Not to mention your heroin habit.

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

What are you, an idiot? Why wouldnt you use a microwave? I use it all the time with my cereal, its too cold sometimes and hurts my teeth. 10 seconds in the nuker is usually enough.

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:16

r u stupid?????? wow.... even a 2 year old would know not to put a hot spoon in their mouth, lol!

chachacha_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:17

uum ...... you couldve just put it in the microwave.

sheni_009 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:18

Something similar happened to a friend of mine, of course he was drunk...really, really drunk...

iamspartacus2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:21

You retard. Next time put both ends of a paperclip in an outlet and rid the world of your stupidity.

hpluba 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:23

OUCH

iamspartacus2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:23

You are a retard.

WellThatSuckz 14

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:23

-.-

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:23

Okay everyone on here telling him/her to put it in the microwave is just stupid. Metal+microwave=bad idea, even worse than a candle. And #69, it would have been funnier than this FML...