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Nightmares - 07/08/2012 02:00 - United States

Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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rosie981 3

That's the grossest thing I've ever heard.....

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bandit5523 2

Well that's one way to milk a cow ;) I just hope he didn't get anything on you FYL

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LadiDi_fml 10

I would be very souspicious if I found empty seats in a full public transport....

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Is it that same guy who took yoga classes with his girlfriend so he could do this? Please tell me it is.

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LennyComa 39

Was it Marilyn Manson...apparently he can do it. Anyhow FYL

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missmae21 0

Yeah he removed his bottom ribs so he could. Yuck. Lol what ever floats his boat I guess. Lmao.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

83- That rumor was proven false. But I still think it's hilarious.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

That's just awful OP! I would have taken out my mace and sprayed him with it all the while screaming rape!

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Bibliovore 26

Public indecency, yes. Rape, no. Don't ever accuse someone of rape when that's not what's going on -- not only is it a lie, it makes some people assume that anyone calling rape is lying, which makes things a whole lot harder on actual victims of rape or attempted rape.

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JennaLynette 3

Screaming rape would not have solved the problem whatsoever. Tell the driver/conductor about it so the accused can be taken off the subway.. You should be sprayed with mace...

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fmirza95 4

Geez, what is wrong with people these days?

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lostinlabels 8

So, you didn't happen to notice that before you sat down? I would think he would have stood out.

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lostinlabels 8

Dear God... Read the comments, or ask your mom. You choose.

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YoshiMike13 4

wow, thats really gross. why would you do that in public? he must have something to show then ;) lol

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