FML: Uncensored

Cliché... or Touché? - 03/08/2017 02:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML
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amifaiyaz 12

******** are best during action flicks, not horror.

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PrinceDarko 13

At least it wasn't a worst case scenario. It's still attached.

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onorexveritas 23

horror and penis don't go together

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mr_sarcastic416 29

While reading the first sentence, I knew where this was going, and what was going to happen

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red_hips 1

Been done, it's called "The Killer Condom".. quite the laugh at the start of the second movie

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puppie406 23

Bruises and bitemarks say, takes one to bring the pain. Passion lies in screams of extacitic dreams..... Yeah Imma just stop, I'm referencing songs again....

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skinnen 7

Protect your package boy!!! Never accept a ******** during activity that can cause a jaw clinch! Respect the teeth! RESPECT THEM!!

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