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    FML's Who's Responsible…?

    Louis - 25/04/2017 21:30 - France - Saint-jean-de-braye

    Can you work out who dunnit?
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    The rhythm of the fight
    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

    Talented73 54
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:36

    More silliness, lol.

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    redlizzybeth 25
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 5:10

    the boat man, the boat!

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    Talented73 54
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 1:36

    More silliness, lol.

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    redlizzybeth 25
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 5:10

    the boat man, the boat!

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    Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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    Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
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    Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
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    Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
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    Today, I learned that there is an actual medical term for having trouble making decisions of any kind. I'm not sure if I should feel understood because I know it's an actual disorder, or be angry that people still believe it's fake when I show it to them. FML
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    Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
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