Dating Love First Dates

First Dates

sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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Klutz

Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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Classic move

qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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You've got something…

Chris - 04/08/2025 00:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML

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Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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Great first impression

bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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HeyLookJesus 11

Friday 13 January 2012 16:05

At least that pimple didn't start talking to him.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 13 January 2012 16:28

Guys always say, "I like my girl natural and without make up on." Well, there you have it.

Akharr01 5

Friday 13 January 2012 17:20

That is why you wait for the guy to make first move!

Clamcreepy 7

Friday 13 January 2012 17:30

Dammmnn he didn't sugar code that shit at all lol that was a bit harsh...yea FYL

DawnMarie11 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:07

t*Sugar Coat*(sorry I couldn't help mysel)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 13 January 2012 18:11

sugarcoat* - No capitals. myself* I couldn't help myself either. Make sure your reply is entirely correct before you correct someone else.

ultra_notorious 26

Friday 13 January 2012 17:37

thought you ho's always made sure that type of thing never happened?

LoveMay 10

Friday 13 January 2012 18:09

The ****?? That wasn't even funny and made no sense. Ho? Really?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 13 January 2012 18:37

52 - Asswipe, the word you're looking for is women*, not hos. And a pimple doesn't mean she's unclean. You can wash your face daily and still get them.