Intimacy Finals

Finals

Gassy - 14/12/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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First time?

Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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embarrassed girl - 07/06/2014 05:40 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. It was going well until I accidentally passed gas. To add to the embarrassment, he rated it. I only got a 4 out of 10. FML

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Gas wars

Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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USSEYL - 26/11/2008 04:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Let it all out

pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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Bran_Dizzle_ 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:03

Wait... Quief or fart??

lukascepanovic 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

Oven_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 6:28

that's nasty. you're nasty.

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Saturday 19 December 2009 17:30

he was probably like "you should get back to studying now". hahahaha

taytay09 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 18:24

lol. sucks for you. try not to eat so many bean burritos before that next time....which i highly doubt there will be a next time. unless your boyfriend likes eating your farts. XD

DTbasketball 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 3:23

That is gross, YDI

monkeyjack9 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:53

OH GOSH THATS HALARIOUS!

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Monday 21 December 2009 6:18

I've read this same story a zillion times on here. gettin annoyed with these fmls. . .

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Monday 21 December 2009 7:55

Oh my gosh. that made me laugh out loud.. its almost 2 am. I may have awakened my parents. o.o lets hope not. That made my day though, absolutly hilarious! :) nice going. I wonder what he said.

lovestinks456 0

Monday 21 December 2009 17:52

damn he must of loved that... ROFL

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Thursday 24 December 2009 1:04

Her life sucks, but so does his Sees post coming soon "So today my gf decided to take a break from her homework, we fooled around for a little bit and tried 69 for the first time, she then farted in my face, loudly! FML!!!!!!!" lol