Miscellaneous Final touch - FML

Final touch

rydawg79 - 30/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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It's for science!

Ana - 19/10/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML

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Yummy

ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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The Stinking of Hill House

laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

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Stinky neighborhood

Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Good job

thanks Toby dumbfuck - 13/07/2020 14:02

Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML

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Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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Tasty smell test failed

Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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saskiia1 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:01

thats nasty, how could you not notice that for 4 years?

boobaloo_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:33

wtf man? u shouldn't keep watermelons in drawers, it's bloody common sense....

Chopramen 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:51

Ahaha, and I thought my apartment was disgusting

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 31 August 2009 8:44

"Spike"? Like spiking a cup of orange juice with vodka? I think you meant "spark" a debate not "spike" a debate.

kayeisha 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:52

This is not an FML, you are just incredibly stupid.

i_will_eat_you 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 19:57

Okay when I read this the first thing i thought was Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Would of been worse if you realized that after you took a big bite.

Dutchie2010 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:30

OP, i hope you didn't breathe in too much of it cause those fumes are actually dangerous.

DovdGraaf 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:54

OK, do NOT ever put stuff into such drawers again if you're not about to use it soon!!! Be happy oneo f your visitors (when they came) found it!

BreezyPear 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:11

Hahahaha SICK!!

lordmoe 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:15

give it to a scientific lab, maybe it contains the cure for cancer.

PlasmaFox 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:07

Eat it.

ellysa_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:47

No.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:30

LMFAO! That's so gross... But how do you not eat a watermelon soon after you get it? Watermelon rules!

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