Miscellaneous Fight Club

Fight Club

MyFaceHurts - 03/08/2010 10:40 - United States

Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML

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Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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brokennose - 26/08/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

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knobbed - 27/01/2014 23:09 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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JohnFarrell - 24/04/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML

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itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

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Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:27

Never challenge drunks, even if you think they're joking. Period.

scottiealan 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 19:37

WTF don't mess with drunks! they are always serious with what they say, why do u think they tell you their secrets

mR_StAtiiC 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 0:45

Ydi for messing around with a drunk. :)

buddyboy50000000 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 1:27

ydi for not knowing how to fight

wallcat 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 4:49

that is why you carry a thing of mace or wasp spray around. wasp spray actually works like mace.

richboii 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:26

if your a guy carrying mace that makes you a pussy....

BetterUThanMe 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:19

YDI for not putting up a good fight.

AJROCKS09 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 5:29

wow u got ur ass handed to u by a drunk pussy

MyDirtyPillows 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:43

Vaginas can't become intoxicated.

JSM1986 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:53

so your friends just stood there and watched you get your ass kicked? What a bunch bitches.

Schooled 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 17:06

LMFAO at least you had the balls to fight him

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Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:56

Moral of the Story :- Keep drinking and you will never loose!!

nuggetFAIL 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:18

u know ur stupid when...

Chadly4life 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:23

Yah I'm kinda on the fence about this one!! yah don't challenge drunk there don't think straight!!

AtOmiK_R3ApEr 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 0:32

The worst thing is he got beat up by a drunk guy hahahahaha

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Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML

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Today, my girlfriend left to visit her mom for the first time since Covid. I'm happy for her, the problem is I've lost a lot of weight and put on muscle since Covid, so she's terrified I'll cheat on her while she's gone, and demanded I install Net Nanny on my phone. I did. FML

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Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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Today, I met this girl on a party and things were going really well. We ended up getting it on in my room and I was about to do my thing after confidently have had bragging the whole night that I was the inspiration of the 50 shades of Grey series. Well guess who got a whiskey dick. FML

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Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

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