Cats, Neighbours Animals Feline stalker - FML

Feline stalker

cat.imakittycat. - 07/04/2015 07:14 - New Zealand - New Plymouth

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

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ADanceWithDavos - 07/07/2014 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

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catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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Get back here!

Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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Caturday surprise!

Somebody out there on Earth - 23/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML

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Classic kitten move

Filly - 18/03/2025 13:00 - Romania

Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML

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Cuteness overload

Anonymous - 12/10/2009 08:22 - United States

Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML

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Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:45

Time to set up some security cameras

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Tuesday 7 April 2015 14:43

Run.

anabanana101 15

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:08

Call the PoPo!

pookastanley 9

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:27

talk about cat ladies ...

rockwrench 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:46

Thats just creepy. Keep an eye on your cats or they could go missing.

SabrinaEpic3 15

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:23

Move...or get a 8ft tall privacy fence...and maybe some security cameras...just to be safe.

CoopsShea 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 7:06

Buy curtains quickly!!!!

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 8 April 2015 15:03

Maybe she just walks by the area regularly for exercise and just happens to see your cats through the window

sugarbaby9908 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:47

Ask?

Ninja_Alchemist 2

Sunday 12 April 2015 8:41

that's really creepy

stonewallangel 5

Thursday 16 April 2015 8:52

call the cops.

Dopehead666 21

Friday 29 January 2016 20:20

This was definitely me.

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Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

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