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Fascinated

Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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Moving

happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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To the end

Anonymous - 27/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML

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unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Movie night

uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Disinterested

lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

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Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

skierguy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:15

Man, that sucks. The last episode was shit too. I can't believe they killed off Kutner.

Corky_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:17

Sorry, but. House is definatly worth it.

fALLyl 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:17

This is very original, not at all like the same FML regarding sex and the show LOST...

MrsLovett_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:21

House ftw. House rules over breathing, witch i often forget to do while watching House. forgive your boyfriend.

wholeon 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:22

But Lost sucks. House does not. Interrupting sex for Lost=fail. Interrupting sex for House=understandable.

Monty_Python 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:25

This is hilarious. Everyone in this thread thinks that House is better than sex.... Maybe a new episode would be better...

strawberry_78 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:27

Don't have sex when house is on, or turn the damn tv off next time! ;)

i_am_not_me 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:29

DAMMIT! I was beaten to the "it's not lupus"!

wholeon 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:31

It WAS lupus that one time.

tipsypiink 0

Friday 10 April 2009 3:31

You have to admit, that show is ******* amazing. ...and you could have had tuberculouses. **** you all for beating me to the punch.):

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