Painful Miscellaneous Experimentation - FML

Experimentation

nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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Wakey wakey

sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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Pain like no one has ever seen before

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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Nuts

Painful - - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:02

why would you even want to find out?

trizzieb 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:08

your ******* nuts!

Solkre 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:28

Science!

myfriend_youfail 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:37

This came out of Slovenia? *facepalm* I am now ashamed of my heritage. OP, please don't ever reproduce.

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:40

@#39 Yes!!! IQ test FTW!! :D

Dani1234 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:45

Idiot. Now try kicking yourself in the head.

TantrumGirl 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:56

I'm sorry... were you expecting sympathy on this one?

Apotheosis5267 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:00

Moron -_-

sasko 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:12

Why did you had to post that. If you are kidding ok but if you didn't why? I'm from slovenia to... you just made the slovena people go abou 20 steps back. upam ris de se zajebavaš za tu. Zakaj si tu sploh prubav če misleš risnu? idiot

Twi_lover_EC 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:14

WTF? How about this time you try bashing your chin with your knee....sevral times.

RebeccaWvvv 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:18

Are you a fkn midget!?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha =p

ookie2 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:19

u r an idiot!!!

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Today, I went out with two new friends. While we were talking, they said that their mother had called them to go home. Later on, I saw them in the main square, hanging out. I wasn't creepy or disrespectful, and I don't know why they did it. FML

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Today, I drove across two states to see my brother, who's had a history of heart problems. My mother had sent me a long e-mail saying he was on his death bed and wanted to talk to me to "get his affairs in order." When I arrived worriedly, he was fine. My mother guilt-tripped me to come visit. FML

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Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML

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Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

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