Excuuuuuuse me?

Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

"Perform intercourse on me in a mildly rough manner..."

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AlexRen 21

This has official became my favorite Fml.

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viagradoesntwork 7

I agree with him... Swearing is bad for the buttsack

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brand2017 9

I dont believe in "bad words" honestly. Who has the right to say i a word is good or bad? Who the hell decided upon it? Who was the bastard who ruined a bunch of words for us by being politically correct? That dude is a fuckhobbit.

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BananerzFresh 12

He likes good clean fun. Nothing wrong with that.

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cmb8280 24

Don't date a guy who tries to dictate how you speak. It only gets worse from here.

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panda_lou 11

It has nothing to do with dictating how she speaks. She was trying something new in the bedroom not having a full blown conversation. I know a lot of men that do not like dirty talk or only like it when they speak it but don't want to hear it, and I know even more women that dislike it. If it were reversed and the guy had used dirty talk and she didn't like it we'd all be on him for not respecting her boundaries/being inconsiderate. If its a turn off for him to hear a woman talk like that then she shouldn't talk like that during sex. If it genuinely turns her on to speak/hear it then they will have to come to a compromise. I don't see how that is a deal breaker for a relationship.

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iwadasn 32

Wouldn't you know your boyfriend well enough to know how he feels about swearing?

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barefootchic 6

I really don't think there's anything wrong with that. There's plenty of things you can say that are sensual and romantic, not dirty.

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