Equality

Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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1awliet 8

He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

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MLK12345 4

So if you drop a skittle on the ground, and I manage to shit on it and pee on it in under 3 seconds, would you still eat it?

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rbr0wn 3

At least urine is typically sterile. Unless he has some disease he's not telling you about. Then that would really be a gross FML.

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Monkeysmommy1 0

As long as that skittle wasn't on the shower floor, I'm sure it was fine!! I'd consider a bf replacement though

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rbr0wn 3

Why does everyone automatically say "dump that a-hole," etc. when something like this happens? It's not like he cheated on her or killed her cat. If you dumped your significant other every time they did something stupid or foolish no one would ever be in a relationship.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

28 - Less competition for the meek and downtrodden, who have spent years practicing how to not **** up!

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Nosrebor 8

They probably say it because they have never been in a proper relationship.

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Frankly, because he sounds immature. That's my reasoning. And if a girl just settles for a guy who acts like a jerk then well- YDI

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Monkeysmommy1 0

Actually I'm happily married. For the 2nd time. I was once the pitiful girl settling for less. Then I woke up, divorced his lazy ass and several years later remarried happiness. So hahaha you're wronggg.

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saIty 17

How did you go about picking it up? Did you casually pick it up and eat it after blowing it. OR Did you dolphin dive to it and viciously devour that poor skittle?

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iemislayer 10

Love ur profile pic LMFAO

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perdix 29

Why are you eating Skittles in the shower with your boyfriend? I'd be disgusted with you if you ate Skittles in a Class 4 Clean Room out of a sterile bag. Skittles suck!

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farhil 14

My dog's name is Skittles... I'm offended.

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perdix 29

It's a good dog name, especially if it's a dog prone to get worms and skittles on its ass a lot. It's an awful candy, though.

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Otarin 6

They do make great advertisements though.

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perdix 29

#101, I do agree with that! I feel like such an idiot when I get sucked in by the ads to try the nasty candy one more time.

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shrdlu 28

For Halloween I bought a bag of mixed candy to give out... and by Halloween only the Skittles were left. BTW Skittles are probably too dirty to be brought into a class 4, or even 3, clean room. :-)

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm not sure if you guys are being sarcastic but skittles taste pretty good... Taste the rainbow.

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Steve95401 49

OP said she dropped a Skittles on the floor - but she didn't say it was the shower floor. It sounded like this happened before they got in the shower together.

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shift_love 13

You must be dating R. Kelley?

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gabrielbaby 9

Haha! Your old greeeeg!

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nelliednt 6

Your fault for dating an ass OP have some respect for yourself.

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Steve95401 49

And you stay with him because...?

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