Dumbasses

Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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pistachiopanda 19

Just leave some pamphlets about giving your child up for adoption lying around.

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iAlissa 34

You have an immature and shallow daughter.

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musikchik 6

I say failing as a parent would be LETTING her say that crap. Being a parent, you should have a very serious talk about what she put on FB. My daughter will never be allowed to talk crap about me on FB and if she does, I'll take computer privileges away. Be a parent now.

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Slawter16 24

It's not, OP's daughter's friend was being an idiot.

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beclaurela 18

So have all the other parents. I'm sorry she's so....stupid.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

I honestly don't think this is your fault. Kids these days are starting to learn this stuff from each other, and from songs and music videos. You can't really control outside influences. Also since this is the way they're learning about sex they think they know everything about it when they haven't even scratched the surface.

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Marie314 17

This makes me wonder just how far you went into detail about the birds and the bees

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TheDoctor10 28

I'm starting to understand the guy that shot his daughter's laptop.

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skyeyez9 24

Either your kid is over reacting, or you creeped her out by going into too much detail.

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ElvisChrist6 4

"Clearly I've failed as a parent"... yes, but not for the reasons you think. Not old enough to know about sex already, but has a Facebook? That she can post on while you're not watching?

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CamdenMarie 6

Get on her Facebook, write a status as her saying that she's immature and clearly not adult enough to handle the PRIVILEGE of constant Internet access, therefore she will be taking an extended break from it until she's grown up a little. Then change her password.

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