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Caeru - 21/06/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML

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Stressed out

Emily Ann - 08/06/2021 13:59

Today, I overheard my mom, who quit smoking years ago, saying that I am the only person who stresses her out badly enough to want to smoke a cigarette. I have never once tried to stress her out, and in fact I do everything I can to make her life easier. She works in retail. FML

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Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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Singapore - 06/06/2012 02:59 - United States - Shortsville

Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

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whatthehell - 24/04/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, my mom had big news. I've been trying to get her to quit smoking because of second hand smoke for 20 years. She learned today that secondhand smoke severely affects animals as well. Her big news? She's quitting. She doesn't want to hurt the dog. FML

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BornToBeABurden - 09/01/2014 16:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "After I eat" or maybe even "When I'm tired." What I got was "Every second since you were born." FML

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Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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Thepunchline - 11/08/2010 09:19 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

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Smoking kills

Anonymous - 23/06/2021 12:59 - United States - Steele

Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML

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=( - 15/02/2015 14:52 - Australia

Today, once again I tried to convince my dad to stop smoking. And once again, while I was speaking, he lit up a cigarette and smoked until my asthma flared up and I was wheezing so hard that I had to leave the room. FML

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:46

thats pretty stupid.... I think she needs help.

badmandilon 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:46

She loves you to death!

lasttoknow 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:31

must man that ladie has her head stwisted on wrong that just aint right

spp87 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:51

Die from cancer at 80 or become even fatter and die of a heart attack at 40, id start smoking

Cammicane 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:01

73 - What does that even mean? *confuzzled*

stallion2521 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:12

be rebellious and smoke weed

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:12

well as long as you know that smoking is bad and you will never do it then ur fine :)

N3v43h 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:54

Smoking's baaaad, m'kaaay.

demonspeed 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:17

while your at it just start sticking your finger down your throat....

OhLohd111 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:07

no, the mother was confused. you're not supposed to smoke the cigarettes, your supposed to eat them. you'll shed pounds every day! :D

Tahsis 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 18:31

What do you mean she "tried to tell you". She clearly succeeded in telling you about nicotine because you just posted what she said. Maybe you meant "tried to persuade you" to believe it or something. Either way, let's learn English?