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Dude, what are you doing?

deadman - 16/08/2013 01:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

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deadman - 25/05/2020 02:00

Today, my mom came in my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Out of pure instinct, from hours of doing this to my girlfriend in this exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother-son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go" before I let her leave. FML

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anonymous dude - 07/03/2025 15:00 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to a friend after a long day out. I went for a hug, and as I pulled away, I kissed her on the cheek for some reason. Realising it was an awkward mistake, I pulled back even more and said, "Sorry, I thought you were my mum." She looked at me confused, and we both stood there in complete silence for what felt like hours. FML

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Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Anonymous - 27/04/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Freudian

billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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mzrobinson 13

Friday 16 August 2013 8:47

Your mom kisses you on the lips? O.O

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 16 August 2013 8:46

Freudian slip! Just with actions, a bit more creepy.

DFresh503 8

Friday 16 August 2013 23:06

Oedipus, is that you?

maddienoelle 13

Friday 16 August 2013 23:31

I feel awkward just reading this

hurley12 30

Friday 16 August 2013 23:53

Oh god.

starsfan326 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 0:51

Dude why are you kissing your mom on the lips?

PandaLove16 11

Saturday 17 August 2013 1:27

How old are you? You still kiss your mom on the lips? That's creepy

paparoachgirl 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 11:09

welcome home, Oedipus.

Reesienpiper 4

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:06

You from Tennessee or Arkansas?

aflooo 1

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:21

It's really cute when guys kiss their moms on the forehead or something, THAT'S 'mommas boy' cuteness. But kissing their mom on the lips? Awk.

vballgirl3 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 17:20

Omg I'm dying to funny

SJParker 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 11:09

Slow down there, Oedipus!

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