Annoying Movies Dude, STFU! - FML

Dude, STFU!

Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Move!

Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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I mean, come on…

- 19/12/2025 20:00

Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML

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Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 7:08

I ******* hate people like that

SummerWind 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:40

God, what a dick! Hope you told him off, and that he never watches a movie again.

sirenalu 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:59

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

too_oldforthis 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:29

I should write a FML about how my life is so awesome that I don't have anything to write about on this site

Killer_fel 15

Saturday 7 January 2012 13:35

Your an ass-hole.

IshitCAKES 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:20

what the hell?.. fyl for being alive

butterfly_queen 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:24

thats Definitely not an fml...but it is annoying, ive had that happen before

lalalands_mine 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 22:00

Taht ******* anus

shazaire 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:19

christ i ****** hate ppl like that

Clearsky18 2

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:18

Doesn't matter if you move, they will still be loud, and you can still hear them.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:06

OMG I really hate people that do that! That's one of the most annoying things someone can do in the cinema.

TP123 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:40

HAHA

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:48

This isn't an FML... You see, FML's are supposed to be unusual and unique. That happens to everybody at least once in their life...I'm not saying it's not bad but it's not uncommon. Although I'm sorry that happened. I can't stand people like that! D:

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