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Anonymous - 18/06/2023 06:00

Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML

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tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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Never crush on company time

Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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You tried

Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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Risky move

Anonymous - 08/02/2025 09:00 - Canada

Today, I sent a risky text to my crush and immediately put my phone on airplane mode so I wouldn’t spend the next hour anticipating and responding to his reply. I forgot I did this and spent the whole day thinking he was ignoring me, but when I switched it back on, I'd not received a single message. FML

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... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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Mix up

Devasted - 19/01/2025 00:00 - Australia

Today, I didn't think this sort of thing actually could happen, but I somehow sent a Snapchat message to the guy I have a crush on that was intended for my BFF. The message read, “I can’t wait to see him tonight, he’s so cute, I wanna lick his face off.” Said crush hasn’t responded. Yet. Or even ever? FML

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SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:14

Why would you do that at 2 AM?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 19 January 2022 6:30

What did you think would happen?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 January 2022 7:55

If you waited until 10 am, he probably would have been single!

D J's MOM 17

Wednesday 19 January 2022 12:37

you probably blew your chance by pissing him off and irritating him at 2 AM! wtf were you thinking?!?

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 19 January 2022 20:13

He's not interested, move on. Why did you text him at 2:00am?

Nightbird827 15

Wednesday 19 January 2022 23:12

you have to be like 14. you'll grow up and get over that shit one day.

OfficialMrD 3

Thursday 20 January 2022 22:11

Well hes being honest with you… would you rather him lie and say hes single and make you the side piece?

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