Downhill from here

forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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valmont_fml 0

I recommend actually communicating with each other; If you can't tell each other what you like, the relationship probably won't go very well in the long run.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

its ok sweetie i lost my virginty in the woods with a douche bag who ended up kicking my ass first day of school and callin me a ***** (:

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Bodwad 0

I think most people I know thought their "First time" wasnt very good or just a plain mistake. Dont worry about it, trust me it gets better and better :o)

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TehOnionUser 0

Um, hellooo, the FIRST time, you know? The FIRST time usually hurts and SUCKS, unlike in the romantic American movies. Unless you are a lesbian.=3

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superkitten_fml 0

Majority of first times suck. And you should have worded you post differently, now everyone thinks you have a chicken fetish. :)

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bostonfan 0

you had ******* better not be dissing on chicken

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latina_daner3709 0

haha sorry your guy didnt know how to put it down haha sex with a woman is always better, for future reference ;]

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GreenEyedMonsta 0

Damn it sucks to think you've been holding on to your virginity for so long... then you gave it up for a chicken dinner AND the sex sucked

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