Douchebag Alert!

amy - 02/04/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my brother bragged about the number of break-up texts he sent this week while driving. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he was dating 3 girls, that he broke up with them over text, that he was texting and driving, or that he's proud of his actions. FML
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Norja 33

He is the type of selfish womanising asshole that will get into an accident and walk away without a scratch and kill some innocent person. Hope karma gets him one day.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

D. All of the above

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waterfalleyes 8

wow looks like he achieved ultimate coolness

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pjsr 32

Definitely the texting and driving

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Norja 33

He is the type of selfish womanising asshole that will get into an accident and walk away without a scratch and kill some innocent person. Hope karma gets him one day.

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

D. All of the above

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sarkycow 25

... wouldn't it be E. all of the above? If I've buggered my reply I'm blaming it on trying to think at 2am 😕🤓

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

E would be correct but I realized my mistake after I posted and couldn't change it.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Usually people that brag only do so to compensate for something else.

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RichardPencil 30

He’ll probably end up having sex with countless beautiful women. Bastards always win. Karma will fix their wagon in the next life, but who has time for that?

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Donut_Wizard 23

But he is really proud of the high score he got from all those pesky pedestrians.

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DanielleinDC 33

How about all four? I hope you said to him what you said to us.

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